ENI-SOC
The Esoteric
Nocturnal Idiocy Society
RULES:
1 ‘First do no harm.’ Innocent bystanders should
feel amused or puzzled rather than murderous…
2 Nothing illegal or immoral. (Fattening activities
negotiable.)
3 Nothing to be taken seriously except the first two rules.
MEMBERSHIP:
1 All members must be at least mildly eccentric.
2 Members should be of such a mentality that, if accused of
eccentricity, they grin cheerfully and say, ‘Why not?’.
3 At least one act of idiocy every three months is necessary
for full membership, more if desired and/or possible.
4 Membership is strictly limited to those in one or more of
the following categories:
AD&D players, apiarists, archivists, bikers, Blackadders
(and Baldricks) cat-lovers, cathedral-spotters, cellists, Celts,
choristers, Christians, chutney devotees, circle dancers,
custard-throwers, cyclists, devotees of Flanders and Swan,
dragon-slayers, ex-students, footballers, gardeners, Goodies,
Goons, hamster-owners, impressionists, Judo players, knights,
librarians, lumberjacks, Midlanders, nonconformists (and
Nonconformists), orang-utans, Pythons, quiz addicts, rail
enthusiasts, RATS, readers, scientists (mad or otherwise),
spelunkers, Stanley Holloway reciters, stormtroopers, students, surrealists,
tram-engines, umbrella-collectors, people who get called
‘Vicar’, Welsh speakers, writers, Young Ones,
zoologists, anyone unconventional.
Comments, queries, membership enquiries to Malinda… (who else?) or the webmaster.
