The Esoteric Nocturnal Idiocy Society
1 First do no harm. Innocent bystanders should feel amused or puzzled rather than murderous
2 Nothing illegal or immoral. (Fattening activities negotiable.)
3 Nothing to be taken seriously except the first two rules.
1 All members must be at least mildly eccentric.
2 Members should be of such a mentality that, if accused of eccentricity, they grin cheerfully and say, Why not?.
3 At least one act of idiocy every three months is necessary for full membership, more if desired and/or possible.
4 Membership is strictly limited to those in one or more of the following categories:
AD&D players, apiarists, archivists, bikers, Blackadders (and Baldricks) cat-lovers, cathedral-spotters, cellists, Celts, choristers, Christians, chutney devotees, circle dancers, custard-throwers, cyclists, devotees of Flanders and Swan, dragon-slayers, ex-students, footballers, gardeners, Goodies, Goons, hamster-owners, impressionists, Judo players, knights, librarians, lumberjacks, Midlanders, nonconformists (and Nonconformists), orang-utans, Pythons, quiz addicts, rail enthusiasts, RATS, readers, scientists (mad or otherwise), spelunkers, Stanley Holloway reciters, stormtroopers, students, surrealists, tram-engines, umbrella-collectors, people who get called Vicar, Welsh speakers, writers, Young Ones, zoologists, anyone unconventional.
Comments, queries, membership enquiries to Malinda (who else?) or the webmaster.
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